So I’m supposed to be house sitting for a workmate going on a ski trip and I head around there at around 1.30am with a mate but can’t find the key which she said she’d leave outside in an ashtray…so we hunt around outside (front and back) then I try the front door and it’s unlocked so we go in…then I realise I’m a day early and my workmate and her fiancé are asleep upstairs…and I’m in their foyer with my mate.
Fuckmeslowlywithachainsaw