[COMING SOON]

seamichael:

“…how’d the toast get there? Look, you pinheads who attacked me for this, you guys are just desperate. How’d the toast get there? How’d the bread get there? How’d it get there? Can you explain that to me? How come we have that and Mars doesn’t have it? Venus doesn’t have it. How come? Why not? How’d it get here? How did that little amoeba get here, crawl out there? How’d it do it?”

Should a creationist be talking about amoebas crawling out of the sea?  I thought creationists believed God (and the Genie from I Dream of Jeannie) made everything just as it is now with no crawling involved…ever!  (not an invitation to correct me if I’m wrong because…THIS IS CHINA AND I AM MAO!)

You should all see this again.  You’re welcome.