Weirdass Japanese Thing of the Day: The annual Naki Sumo baby crying contest took place yesterday at the Sensō-ji temple in Asakusa, Taitō, Tokyo. Amateur [sumo wrestlers try their darndest to scare the infant in their care into crying for longer than the baby being manhandled by their opponant.
The tradition dates back some 400 years, and is said to improve the babies’ health by aiding in the banishment of evil spirits.
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Of course! They’re just improving the babies’ health by banishing evil spirits…if Aliens really do come to Earth (do you upper case that shit?…of course you do, it’s a place name right?) to rape it of its resources I hope to fuck they see these fat men shaking children AIDED by old men wearing demon masks.
GODDAMN JAPAN YA NEED TO CALM YOUR SHIT
Of course! They’re just improving...spirits…if Aliens really do come to Earth (do you...
this makes me want
Talk about shaken...syndrome or maybe something worse,